||A blonde a brunette and a redhead are in the 5th grade. Which one has the bigger tits? The blonde of course 'cause she's 18!|
2 blondes are walking down the street, and find a compact mirror. The first one opens it up and exclaims:"Hey, I know her!" the other one takes it from her, looks and replies:"Of course you dummy it's me!"
How do you recognize a blonde's computer at work? It's the one with white-out on the screen!!!
|"Your Momma's So-o-o-o Fat...!"||I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.|
When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
They had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.
When she dances she makes the band skip.
Instead of Levi's 501 jeans she wears Levi's 1002's.
When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live
When I yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!" she comes crashing through the wall.
She puts mayonaise on aspirin.|
Her ass has its own congressman.
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
When God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts.
Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
She can't even jump to a conclusion.|
Her nickname is "DAMN!"
The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
When she wears high-heels she strikes oil.
The shadow of her ass weighs 100 pounds.
When I climb on top of her my ears pop.